- by Z
May đș
Firstly- I do hope that you and your loved ones have been hanging in there amidst these very difficult times, andâŠand yeah.
Ok got that out of the way, weâre all doing sucky anyway but what can we do just try to be careful. Well May is here and oh I love this month, itâs my favorite (I feel like I say that for other months as well hmm), wait no it's like mid-May already where did the time go? Unfortunately everything is still closed her, nobody can go to the beach or anything like that⊠Ok Iâm trying to say something positive here, itâs just not coming out hmmm⊠think, think đ€đ€
Oh! Thatâs right, I found toilet paper at the store the other day, so things are looking up yay! đ
I even sent some of my friends and family a picture of the tp aisle at the store with the caption of - âhappiest day of my life.â
Also the streets have been looking a bit more lively lately. I think the parks have been opened or something? I see all kinds of people out exercisingâŠa lot of shirtless guys too.
Things are looking up Iâm telling ya. The gyms are beaches and pools are definitely still closed, so we just have to, have to, have to stay insideâŠin quarantine, and just suck it up.
Well since Iâve just been at home (like everyone else) Iâve been taking time to do some reading, watching some movies, and shows, and lazy stuff like that. Recently I finished The Kite Runner, a friend recommended that book to me, and although I did find interesting that the story mostly takes place in Afghanistan before, during, and after the war, the plot was devastating and heartbreakingâŠ.and the mc is a crying useless guy the entire book. After finished the Kite Runner, and just when I thought I wouldnât listen to my friends suggestions, another friend of mine suggested a book called Big Little Lies. The book focuses on the lives of these three women, who are friends and they have kids, and they take their kids to school, and thereâs drama at the school, and the moms like to fight with each other. Now although it was very well written, I just didnât like much about it, but then again itâs not what I typically get into reading you know. The story was soooo so gossipy, itâs so gossipy itâs making ME gossipy, sheesh. Someone give me something to gossip about quick!
You know Iâm getting used to this whole mask-wearing-thing, Iâm not saying Iâm loving it, but Iâm just getting used to having to wear it. It has its pros and consâŠmostly cons definitely. The main con being that YOU HAVE A FRIGGIN MASK ON YOUR FACE! And itâs not so easy to breathe and all, and you look funny, and it doesnât go with your hair, and it leaves marks on you if you have one of those respirator masks. So on and so forth. I did find some pros though so lemme give âem to you right here ->
pro #1 - letâs say you have a pimple (like I had the other week) then you can just wear a mask. voilĂ
pro #2 - letâs say youâre checking out a guyâs ass and you instinctively smile (broadly), he canât see that youâre perving out âcause you have a mask on (mask for the win)
pro #3 - masks make people look more mysterious, and somehow thatâs a pro in my book?
âŠI feel like Iâm forgetting some pro⊠Ah! Of course -
pro #4 - if you sneeze then your disgusting airborne microbes stay within your mask (of course super pro) Well ok this is THE main reason weâve all had to wear protective face gear in the first place, but I wanted to mention the other proâs to mask wearing as well. Like bonus proâs
Well anyway, during this period of absent productivity, Iâm embarrassed to say that Iâve fallen into temptation. Iâve committed perhaps one of the greatest of sins - and Iâve ended up watching some episodes of 90 day fiancee this past week. Oh what a calamity! That show is so awful, oh goodness, itâs just so so bad, but since Iâm some kind of masochist I made myself suffer through two episodes of the 90 day fiancee show. After watching it I thought, well I guessed, that this reality show must be similar, if not the same as other tv reality shows, in that for about 50 minutes absolutely nothing happens in the show. Then thereâs about 5 to 10 minutes of actual âeventsâ where the storyline moves forward. It reminds me of that other show, the one where these guys are trying to find a treasure, it think itâs called Oak Island or something? That show is so funny, because after so many seasons or episodes (Iâm not too sure), those guys havenât found shit! And yet, they still keep going âyeah weâre real close to this treasure.â NO guy, youâre not close to no treasure, youâre not close to shit alright. The worst part is that one of my friends watches it, and me being the wonderful friend that I am, just constantly makes fun of him for watching a bunch of guys playing Boy Scouts in their advanced age for live TV. This is why I love YouTube so much, it doesnât give me any unnecessary bs, it just shows me everything I need - well, everything I maybe would want to see in videos that are 10 minutes or less. Thank you YouTube, I love you and, and I just love you, youâre my treasure.
Oh I finally saw that movie Parasite by the way, I thought it was good, yeah, it was ok.
